Mockingbird Tweets

One of the options on the TKaM exam I gave my sophomore students was to write tweets from the point of view of two of the characters from the novel. My students produced some hilarious and insightful tweets that proved their knowledge and analysis of the novel. Enjoy these samples.

To Kill a Mockingbird Tweets
From sophomore students at Deer Creek High School (Edmond, OK)

Atticus Finch @I_See_Gray:
· What defines a man these days? Character or color? #WeAllKnowThatANSWER
· My children are remarkable. S/O to @Scout_Finch for keeping the peace.
· @Ms.Dubose Jem will be happy to read to you #sorryabouttheplants
· I am always a little up and to the left. Still got the job done though. #GoodShotForAnOldMan

Dill Harris @DillPickle:
· Dared @jemmyboy to run up and touch the Radley house #hestoochicken
· @Scout_F I love you! We are going to get married don’t worry I’ll come back for you. #wordscantevenexpressit
· I sure did give @jemmyboy, @Scout_F and @Ol’_lawyer a good surprise today. Ran away and snuck in (: @thatshowIroll
· I can read. I can write and I’ve washed a camel! @BeatThat

Arthur Radley @scissor_recluse48:
· @PoutScouty235 You’re welcome about the blanket. #payitforward
· What’s up with the kids at the school thinking my tree’s fruit is poision? #Goonkids #eatup
· Someone give me the deets on the trial! I wanna know if the world is ready 4 me again
· Totes just shanked @OleBobbyE after he attack two kids #whatapunk

Scout Finch @JLScout:
· Bout to go to school for the first day #nervous :/
· Feelin kinda risky today. @Jem_Finch, Lil_Dill, and I are gonna go mess with Boo Radley. #ThugLife
· What’s up with old women these days?? Tryna make me act like a lady. #SMH
· @Farmerboy_Cunningham must LOVE ruining food. Who puts syrup on their veggies??!! #smh..

Scout Finch @Scout_finch:
· #thewayiseeit we’re all people, so why don’t we all get treated equally? #peoplethesedays
· #thatawkwardmoment when your neighbor is a recluse and you have never seen him before #comeoutcomeoutwhereveryouare
· @QueenAlexandria I hate being treated like I’m stupid! I don’t want to act like a lady! I want [to] wear overalls and run around outside everyday! #tomboyproblems
· #thatawkwardmoment when you get in trouble for using bad language when your cousin is really the one who started it all. #stupiduncle #stuckupcousinproblems

Jem Finch @JemFinch:
· Just got done reading to a half dead person for 2 hours #mindnumbing
· Calpurnia’s lemonade sure hits the spot after playing all day #rubbingmybelly
· It sure is cold out in the open all exposed #notwearingpantsandlikingit
· Shout out to my home dog Boo for savin my life. #livininthehood
· Dill my man if you touch my sister ill beat the truth out of you #mysistermarriedmybestfriend

Scout Finch @ShoutyScouty:
· #yourecreepy RT @BooRad-est: Sitting in my house watching little kids pass by #ComeAndPlay #IHaveCandy
· I’m refusing to go to school. Why you might ask? #ImSmarterThanEveryone
· RT @DillPickle So happy to be married #OneSummerStrong
· Having a drunken fool slice open your ‘ham’ costume #HappyHalloween
· If you don’t like my overalls, I don’t like you. #TomBoyProblems
· I eat mysterious gum off of trees #SoGross #YetSoGood
· RT @KittyCalpurrrnia: Taking these kids to church #ThrowDownTime #StayOutOfMyWay
· My brother is such a crank pank #PubertyProblems
· I’ll never act like a girl #outcast #AgainstAuthority

Calpurnia @number1nanny:
· Glad @jem_finch is okay, it’s been a long night for the Finch family #relieved
· Sad to deliver the news to Mrs. Robinson #prayforher #RIPtom
· Proud of @scoutfinch8 for serving the ladies toady! #goodwork #taughtyouwell
· @jem_finch @scoutfinch8 Where are you two?! #comehome
· Still can’t believe you did that… RT @scoutfinch8: Sorry for being rude today @waltercunningham! #didntknowanybetter
· Lonely without @jem_finch and @scoutfinch8 running around! #backtoschool

New Poem

The idea for this poem came to me while I was reading Billy Collins' newest collection. He mentioned his glasses at one point, and I thought about writing something about having LASIK eye surgery. The part about my mom is based on real life, but I had not thought of adding that to the poem until I was already composing it.

30/20

Now you have Superman vision,

the surgeon announced

after the surgery,

my eyes puffy and swollen

and covered with plastic discs

the size of lenses

I once wore in eighth grade

before converting to contacts,

the tiny parentheses

that made peripheral vision

possible. Now road signs,

movie screens, children’s faces

will always have razor sharp

focus, so why is it I think

of my mother on Christmas Eve

in the front seat of our car,

ooo-ing and ahhh-ing over bulbs

draped around trees and rooflines

as she removes her glasses,

sending the world from exactitude

to a messy swirl of light and color?

The Need for More Pages

I sent this letter to Joyce earlier tonight. I hope the state department makes changes by next school year.

April 26, 2011

Dear Joyce DeFehr:

Imagine that you are a sixteen-year-old girl. Your handwriting is large but legible. You are taking the ACE English II writing test, and you reach the third and final page of the test packet. You are not allowed to write any more, even though you want to write one more body paragraph before your conclusion. You erase two lines and rewrite your sentences in tiny, cramped letters, hoping to pack in a few final details. You skip the body paragraph you wanted to write, and squeeze in two sentences as a conclusion. You wish you could have written more, but the directions say you cannot write below the final line. You close your test booklet, knowing you could have done better.

My students—like all sophomores in the state of Oklahoma—took the ACE English II writing test last week. All year long, I have had my students write a variety of genres. They have written quick writes in their notebooks. They have analyzed models of writing by professionals and my former students. They have revised and edited their drafts in groups. They have even shared their writing in front of the whole class. I did my part to take my students through the writing process with all five state-mandated modes of writing. My sophomores felt confident going into the “EOI.” They soon discovered one component beyond their control: a page limit.

State testing is not the time to go green. As I’m sure you know, students are only given two-and-a-half pages on the ACE English II writing test, compared to the six-and-a-half pages on the ACE English III writing test. (The page inequality even reaches down to the fifth and eighth grades, which each receive four-and-a-half pages for their state-mandated writing tests.) This hardly seems fair. The essay accounts for 9% of a student’s score on the ACE English II test, compared to 14% on the ACE English III test. Still, the English II and the English III essays are scored with the same rubric, which awards 30% of the score for ideas and development. How can students be expected to fully develop their ideas when they are given a limited space? Students are given unlimited time to write their essays. Surely they could be given an extra page or two. If paper is too costly, then steps should be taken, so students can write their essays on computers.

Incredibly, 40% of every public Oklahoma high school’s Academic Performance Index score is determined by ACE English II test scores. Shouldn’t a test that determines a school’s progress and performance allow students to succeed regardless of the size of their handwriting?

The day after the writing test, I asked my ninety English students, “How many of you would have written more had you been given more space?” Sixty-five of them raised their hands.

Sincerely,

Jason Stephenson

Oklahoma Writing Project Teacher Consult

Deer Creek High School, Teacher of the Year, 2008-2009

Rambling Autobiography

I was born on Labor Day in 1982, the same year E.T. phoned home. My favorite cake is Italian cream, and my favorite pie is rhubarb. I played my mom’s dented cornet for eight years. In second grade, when my teacher Miss Rice read Charlotte’s Web aloud to my class, I knew I would read books for the rest of my life. I have never seen an illegal drug in person. My favorite Christmas gift was an expandable plastic tunnel. I have skied a black diamond run on accident and on purpose. My mom told me she had leukemia through a text message. On the last song of my high school prom, I danced with my crush, Beth. My favorite place on earth was the hay barn at my grandparents’ farm; a tornado destroyed it. I didn’t floss regularly until I was 28. In high school on Sundays, I wrote notes to my friends on the backs of offering envelopes while my dad preached. The smell of gasoline reminds me of lawn mowing. I once stole a butterscotch candy from a grocery store. After fifteen years since her death, I have begun to forget the sound of my Nannah’s laugh. The first video game I owned was Link’s Awakening for Gameboy. I believe the best sunsets in the world are here in Oklahoma. I don’t think I will ever move away from this state.

inspired by Linda Rief's rambling autobiography

Kite Runner Survey

At my high school where I teach, parents have recently called the appropriateness of The Kite Runner, a novel in the sophomore curriculum, into question. While I did not experience any problems with my students or their parents, the other two English II teachers did. I decided to perform a survey to determine how my students felt about the novel. I wish I had used SurveyMonkey, which would have analyzed the results for me. But I figured taking the survey in the computer lab would take way too much class time, so I had to tabulate the results myself.

Without further ado, I present to you the results of the survey.

Kite Runner Student Survey Jan 2011

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Merit Pay Woes

• I wrote this persuasive essay as an example for my students.

Merit Pay Woes

Throughout my career as a student, I tested well. In elementary school, I received 99% on most categories on the annual achievement test. In high school, I got a 32 on the ACT. I paid attention in class, did my homework, and studied occasionally. Learning and testing were easy for me. My younger sister worked just as hard as me, perhaps harder. But while I had coasted through math, she struggled, spending two to three hours each night on homework problems she didn’t understand. During standardized tests, she worried about the time and second-guessed herself. Her highest ACT score? A 21. Some people are better test-takers than others, and that is just one of the reasons I believe merit-based teacher pay is a terrible idea.

In case you haven’t heard, some reformers in education want to tie teachers’ salaries and/or bonuses to how well their students perform on standardized tests. This practice is known as merit pay. The theory behind merit pay is that good teachers should be rewarded and bad teachers should be encouraged to leave the profession. (The thought is that bad teachers wouldn’t get paid as well, would get discouraged, and would quit teaching.) As the current pay system works, every teacher is paid the same for their years of service. But merit pay is hardly a solution. It’s actually more of a problem.

First off, not every subject has a standardized test. In fact, more teachers teach a class that is not tested than a class that is (Toch). The solution to this, say the reformers, is to write more tests. But test creation takes lots of time (and money), and some subjects like drama and athletics don’t lend themselves to standardized testing. Moreover, teachers don’t get to choose their students, let alone the exact classes that they teach. How can teachers be held accountable when so many variables are out of their control?

If merit pay were in place, some teachers would spend more time on test-taking strategies, rather than actual content instruction (Hulleman 28). This would lead to decreased learning, even though student test scores might still be high. I actually know of a teacher who did very little instruction throughout the year except for test preparation. This teacher’s students had higher scores on the end-of-the-year standardized test than students whose teachers had taught the required curriculum. This hardly seems fair. Moreover, the validity of some standardized tests is questionable (Ramirez 56). Basing teacher pay on a faulty test is like following MapQuest directions with a wrong destination. You can’t argue with correct data, but you can argue with wrong data. And who’s to say standardized tests are always fair and accurate?

Merit pay is not a new idea. It first surfaced at the start of the twentieth century, appeared again in the 1960s, and last emerged in the 80s (Johnson and Papay 49). At the end of all these movements, merit pay never took hold as a popular way to compensate teachers. In fact, merit pay is rarely used in any profession. Only around 3% of occupations feature a compensation system like merit pay (Clabaugh 17). Why would reformers want to adopt such an unpopular system?

Of course, teachers would like to get paid more. Instead of merit pay, though, they can take on extra duties at school for stipends beyond their regular paycheck. Plus, they can get a part-time job during the summer instead of lounging around for two months. My eighth grade math teacher had a very successful lawn care business, and some of my colleagues teach night classes at a local community college.

One of my biggest problems with merit pay is that it operates under the assumption that paying bad teachers less will encourage them to leave the profession. The real issue at hand is how those teachers gained tenure in the first place. If they are really so bad, why aren’t they being fired? Poor teachers shouldn’t be paid a few hundred dollars less than their colleagues. They should find another profession altogether.

Merit pay, in essence, places all the responsibility of student learning on the shoulders of teachers. Sure, they are the professional adults, but students should be responsible for their learning as well. Teachers can’t always help it if a student refuses to pay attention, to attend class, or to study. Would you want your paycheck depending on the test score of a student who only shows up half the time (Clabaugh 19)?

Finally, merit pay fails because schools don’t have the budgets to fund it. In this current economic crisis, schools are receiving less and less funding from state governments. Merit pay is simply impractical. Awarding additional money to the best teachers sounds nice, but that would mean finding a funding source. (Need I remind you how miserably State Question 744 failed, in part, because it did not have a funding source specified?) As Al Ramirez writes, “The timing couldn’t be worse to talk about bonus programs” (58).

Our current Secretary of Education, Arne Duncan, supports merit pay based on testing data. He also has a daughter and son in elementary school (“Arne”). My hunch is that Claire and Ryan, much like my sister and me, won’t always score equally on standardized tests. My hope is that Arne will realize there’s a lot more to good teaching than how well a student bubbles in a form.

Works Cited

“Arne Duncan, U.S. Secretary of Education—Biography.” U.S. Department of Education, 16

Mar. 2010. Web. 23 Jan. 2011.

Clabaugh, Gary K. “Teacher Merit Pay: Is It a Good Idea?” Educational Horizons 88.1 (2009):

16-20. ERIC. Web. 20 Jan. 2011.

Hulleman, Chris S. “Performance Pay and Teacher Motivation: Separating Myth from Reality.”

Phi Delta Kappan 91.8 (2010): 27-31. ERIC. Web. 20 Jan. 2011.

Johnson, Susan Moore and John P. Papay. “Merit Pay for a New Generation.” Educational

Leadership 67.8 (2010): 48-52. MasterFILE Premier. Web. 21 Jan. 2011.

Ramirez, Al. “Merit Pay Misfires.” Educational Leadership 68.4 (2010): 55-58. MasterFILE

Premier. Web. 20 Jan. 2011.

Toch, Thomas. “The perils of merit pay: linking teacher pay to performance can’t move forward

until resolution of questions regarding fairness, teacher evaluation, and the relationship of test scores to teaching quality.” Phi Delta Kappan 91.2 (2009): 99+. Gale Student Resources in Context. Web. 20 Jan. 2011.

Give A Goat (open your pockets, y'all)

I bet you know that I am a teacher at Deer Creek High School in Edmond. You might even know that I am the DCHS Student Council sponsor. But you probably don’t know that DCHS Student Council has held an annual community-wide fundraiser for a charity for the past ten years. This week-long philanthropic week is called the Wonderful Week of Fundraising, or WWF.

The first WWF took place in 2001 in response to a Deer Creek High School teacher who died of cancer. The name WWF came from the World Wrestling Federation, which was the first year’s theme. Since 2001, DCHS has continued to raise money annually for worthy charities like Cavett Kids Foundation and Ally’s House. During WWF students have purchased shirts, attended assemblies, and participated in evening events like a dodge ball tournament and a black light dance. During WWF 2010, students raised $55,000 for the Spero Project, a year-old charity that aids refugees in Oklahoma City. This money jump-started their organization, allowing them to expand and continue their services. WWF 2011 is scheduled for March 2-9, 2011.

Student Council has selected the charity Give a Goat to be the WWF 2011 beneficiary. Give a Goat promotes and raises funds for livelihood projects in the Philippines, which help the poorest of the poor (mostly children) rise from poverty and malnutrition. To do this, Give a Goat supplies a poverty-stricken family in the Philippines with a free pregnant goat, which provides them with multiple streams of sustainable income. One goat gives everything from milk to fertilizer to marketable goods. In about three years one goat multiplies to over twenty, giving that family everything they need to thrive.


I invite you to give the gift of a free pregnant goat to a family in need. It only takes $50 to give a poor family a starter goat. $100 will provide a high-quality female goat. And $250 gives a high-grade breeding goat that will lift whole communities out of poverty. (Traditionally, a local charity has been selected as the WWF recipient. This is the first year we have chosen a global charity, but it is based out of Oklahoma City.)

Our goal this year for WWF 2011 is $75,000 which is a $20,000 jump from last year. To make this goal, we will need help from people like you. Any donation amount you make is very much appreciated. Thank you for your time, and I hope you will consider donating. All donations are tax-deductible, and since Give a Goat is a registered 401(3)c charity, you will receive a receipt.

**Please make checks payable to DCHS Student Council (Memo: WWF 2011) and mail them to Deer Creek High School, attn: Student Council, 6101 NW 206th, Edmond, OK 73012 by February 26, 2011. Make sure an address appears on the check, so a receipt can be mailed to you.**